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  People are strange when you're a stranger,
  Faces look ugly when you're alone,
  Women seem wicked when you're unwanted,
  Streets are uneven when you're down.

Hackerеsе:
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Redneck:
  Varmints is peekoolyar when yer a peekoolyarr, Faces look homely when yer alone, Wimmen seem wicked when yer unwanted, Streets is uneven when yer down, as enny fool kin plainly see.

Jive:
  Sucka's is funky when youse some stranger, Faces look ugly when youse alone, Honky chicks seem wicked when youse unwants'ed, Streets is uneven when youse waaay down.

Cockney:
  Blokes are strange wen yor a stranger, Faces 'ave a look ugly wen yor alone, Ruddy ladies seem wicked wen yor unwanted, Streets are uneven wen yor dahn.

Elmer Fudd:
  Peopwe awe stwange when you'we a stwangew, Faces wook ugwy when you'we awone, Women seem wicked when you'we unwanted, Stweets awe uneven when you'we down, uh-hah-hah-hah.

Swedish Chef:
  Peuple-a ere-a strunge-a vhee yuoo're-a a strunger, Feces luuk ugly vhee yuoo're-a elune-a, Vumee seem veecked vhee yuoo're-a unvunted, Streets ere-a unefee vhee yuoo're-a doon. Bork bork bork!

Moron:
  Peoble are strange when you're a strangeh, Faces look ug when you're alone, uh uh uh, Women seem wickid when you're unwanted, uh uh uh uh, Streets are uneben when you're down.

Pig Latin:
  Eoplepay areyay angestray enwhay you'reay ayay angerstray, Acesfay ooklay uglyyay enwhay you'reay aloneyay, Omenway eemsay ickedway enwhay you'reay unwantedyay, Eetsstray areyay unevenyay enwhay you'reay ownday.

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